romancndleheart:

thaibrator:

hey now 

ur a rockstar

get your

great now I cant remember the actual lyrics

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emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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welcomebackronberto:

How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

(via skypestripper)

crrocs:

*studies for 1 minute cries for 100 years to recover*

projects at the end of the school year

(Source: otterboxes, via sassyturnip)

ham-and-pineapple:

  pizza:

mozzarella-cheese:

Fun fact:

Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.

Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx

ahh shit well this is awkward

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